Apparently, there’s a a team in the national football competition called the Collingwood Magpies. We wouldn’t know, here at AFL headquarters, we’re too busy doing other things.
We have been forwarded this photo however, taken of a Mildura storefront display.

The juxtaposition of the Playboy bunny with an inflatable merchandise item is certainly suggestive. Maybe Collingwood’s recent ban on allowing players to attend strip clubs is a lot of huff and puff. Or, perhaps their marketing department has yet to get the message.